The idea is only one: to kill someone.
Nothing strange. I think that, when trying to talk to someone wearing iPod and headphones, everyone feel a strong desire to wrench the iPod and force he/she to swallow it.
Now McSweeney’s Internet Tendency help us with a paper by Keving Fleming with a straight and interesting title: EIGHT WAYS TO KILL SOMEONE BY USING AN IPOD NANO, ACCORDING TO EX-MARINE BRAD COLLUM.
Wow! At last a useful role for that object! You can find the text here.
I especially appreciate the suggestion #6 (but will it work?).
Of course the suggestion #8 cannot work. If someone can digest the lutefisk, can digest the iPod also.
Can you add some other ideas?